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accidentallydomesticated: iamfriendswithsluts: Although they often smell like a hearty beer shit microwaved inside a rancid sardine can, my queefs also give me a three-and-a-half foot of vertical leap. And I wouldn’t trade them for the world. Cannot stop laughing. Easing the tension as we speak.

accidentallydomesticated:

iamfriendswithsluts:

Although they often smell like a hearty beer shit microwaved inside a rancid sardine can, my queefs also give me a three-and-a-half foot of vertical leap. And I wouldn’t trade them for the world.

Cannot stop laughing. Easing the tension as we speak.
  1. leatherfeather reblogged this from accidentallydomesticated and added:
    Cannot stop laughing. Easing the tension as we speak.
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    love this blog. -wipes tears of laughter away-
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    (queefs are odorless, but it still made
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    audibly laughed at that
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